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Average Girl Hotness, it can be applied to a country, state, or area occupied by 3 or more girls. The Average is taken by rating all the girls on a scale of 1 to 10 and then dividing by the number of girls. If there are too many girls to count then take 10 girls in a certain area of the place you are in and average that out. The lowest acceptable A.G.H. is 6, if it is below that then leaving is the best possible option.
Milo: Yo this party sucks.
Jordan: And the A.G.H. is only 5.43
Brian: Yea lets leave
A.G.H. by Buttox McPoop February 7, 2010
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C i h u a h a g h g f e 

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is an insult to a short and annoying person in your friend group or someone you know!
"You are a C i h u a h a g h g f e !!"

C i h u a h a g h g f e 

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is a short and annoying person in your friend group. Possibly the most annoying you will ever meet!! Its used as an insult.
You're a C i h u a h a g h g f e

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.A.U.G.H. 

The official "Jacksepticeye's Funniest Home Videos"* anthem, written and orchestrated by none other than the Irish Legend himself.

*not to be confused with "Meme Time"
-L is for lovers who love one another
-A is for ass, of which I like to eat
-U is for u're the only one for me
-G is for the only gamer I see
-H is for happy; I always feel it

When you put it together, what do you get?
Put it together, what do you get?
what do you get?
what do you get?

L.A.U.G.H.!
L.A.U.G.H. by UrbanAtomicXD March 23, 2021

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A 

Take a good, long, hard suck of my arse.
He really pissed me off, so I told him to T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A.
T.A.G.L.H.S.O.M.A by The Beev October 3, 2007
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