a Whitey
A grown man, often elderly, who is noticeably very short and has malformed body parts like the legendary film character Whitey Duvall.
a Whitey by Bandit Heeler April 13, 2024
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pulled a whitey
pulled a whitey by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015
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Throw a whitey
Not a racist term, but a product of drinking booze THEN puffing the cheeba.
It's name is based sround the fact that you:
a) go white
b) see nothign but stars (white or green ones) and promptly spazz out on the floor, sometimes accompanied by vomiting and the farts.
It's name is based sround the fact that you:
a) go white
b) see nothign but stars (white or green ones) and promptly spazz out on the floor, sometimes accompanied by vomiting and the farts.
"Chrissy just took a huge bong hit and threw a whitey,... think he's in the toilet driving the porcelain bus."
Throw a whitey by Flea May 20, 2004
Tossed A Whitey
When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.
Tossed A Whitey by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005
Pop A Whitey
Popping a whitey is where you have smoked too much marijuana and feel that you need to vomit.
Popping a whitey, or whiting out is frowned upon in the cannabis smoking community, and should be avoided.
The phrase 'hold your colour' can be said to someone who is in the popping process.
Popping a whitey, or whiting out is frowned upon in the cannabis smoking community, and should be avoided.
The phrase 'hold your colour' can be said to someone who is in the popping process.
Bradz: Hey you ok man?
Adeh: He's popping a whitey man!
D: Poppin' a whitey off one joint!
Poleface: Hold Ya Colour Man! Don't pop a whitey on me man!
Adeh: He's popping a whitey man!
D: Poppin' a whitey off one joint!
Poleface: Hold Ya Colour Man! Don't pop a whitey on me man!
Pop A Whitey by jackchillin94 September 6, 2009
Flipping a Whitey
The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.
So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.
Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.
Flipping a Whitey by yessum15 December 22, 2013
A White Hole
Similar to a black hole in nature.
A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.
A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.
Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.
-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.
Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.
A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic
This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.
Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.
Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.
A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.
Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.
-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.
Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.
A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic
This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.
Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.
Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.
Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!
Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!
Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!
Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.
A White Hole by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 10, 2022
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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