a suck

a suck is short for suckle up. like a suck up.

kane:You are "a suck!"
abel:What does that even mean?
kane:it means you are a suck which is short for suckle up, you are suckling up to god...

-Year One(2009)

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

A Suck

someone who brings a joke down and who ruins the moment

also can be reffered to as a debbie downer in some situations.
Sometimes someone acting in a douche baggy manner

Spencer is such a suck, he's a fun ruin-er
I wish Spencer would stop being such a suck
Really? You had to delete that post. You're such a suck it was funny!
You don't want to come help me clean up because you're tired? Urg you're such a suck!

by Karlthinksyou'reasuck October 17, 2011

Bust a Suck

To intentionally or unintentionally walk in on, knock, or call while someone is having sex, subsequently disrupting the moment. Busting a suck can be particularly cruel if you are a parent who calls their child while they're on a romantic weekend as it sometimes takes time to recover.

Jack: "Damn, I left my wallet in the spare room & Mike's been in there with that ho for over an hour! Fuck it, I'm gonna go bust a suck!"

by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

Son of a Suck Me Off

The act in which a woman wraps her lips around the head of a penis and teases/plays with the head of a penis before she proceeds with the rest of the Blowjob

Damn man, That girl from last night gave me one helluva Son of a Suck Me Off before swallowing my cock!

by GiolaBear September 3, 2017

Son of a Sucky Suck

Phrase for hurting your self
Making a mistake
Getting bad news

Son of a Sucky Suck my car just died.

by JulzJohnston February 5, 2009

son of a suck me off

The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.

I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.

by Maverick B. Vogen December 29, 2007

go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.

Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*

by BioSynical January 4, 2024