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like a leech 

Comical phrase used to emphasize suckiness of person, event, location, object, or idea.

Used because leeches, by definition (and life function) suck.

See also: like a vacuum, does what a Hoover does
This game sucks like a box full of leeches.
like a leech by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

That's a leech

It's an alternative phrase for "That sucks".
Leeches suck so if something is a leech, then it sucks.

B. 5/31/17
1. Friend: Man I just failed my final

You: Dang that's a leech
2. Friend: *sings terribly*

You: Stop man, you're a leech at singing

Leech in a Jar 

When everyone is differently minded in a group of people who all think the same. Typically a depressed person in a group of abnormally happy people.
Person 1 - "Look at Timmy. He's so pessimistic while everyone else is running around, having fun."
Person 2 - "Yeah, you could say he's a like a leech in a jar. He knows he'll just die eventually, what's the point of it all."
Person 1 - "Wtf man."

a’leeghan 

A’leeghans are so gentle but yet can have an attitude. Aleeghans are usually short and have lots of freckles. They are smart, athletic, and drive for what they want. They are great to have as a friend you have there trust. A’Leeghans are positive and love to volunteer and help people. It’s pretty special to be an A’Leeghan.
Guy 1: Look at the on the soccer field she just keeps going
Guy 2: She must be an A’Leeghan
a’leeghan by Hortonhearsyou December 11, 2018

arthur a leach 

arthur a leach jr high is a ghetto ass school where all the kids are hoodrats and live in the native sober living building nearby. people here sag with belts, are wannabe gangsters, are native, white bitches trying to be native, and blacks. 5th graders get jumped by 8th graders people smoke jib in the bathrooms and theres a fight almost everyday
i go to arthur a leach and i smoke jib in the school bathroom
arthur a leach by erguyfok July 1, 2024

ir a la leche 

Spanish phrase meaning "I go to the milk" Commonly used by those named Taquito and Pedro. Used to confuse people.
Travis: What did you do this weekend?

Pedro: ir a la leche!
Travis: Why do I talk to you
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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