A kitten

A younger woman that likes to date older men

man I am dating this girl right now and she is like ten years younger than me, she is such a kitten I bet she even has her kitten hunting license.

by ilovesexymen March 11, 2009

kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.

by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002

Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

by Navarone March 22, 2004

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

by 89diehl September 26, 2010

Draw me a kitten

"Draw me a kitten" is reference to any menial task that a supervisor or higher-up assigned for you to perform. Basically something to keep you busy until some "real" work comes along.

"Uggh, Bob's got me drawing kittens all day for him."
OR
(imitating your boss) "Blah, blah, blah, I need you to draw me a kitten, Mike.....and I want it cute! And name it 'Mittens!' And draw a scratching post!"

by KittenDrawerExtrodonaire December 12, 2007

cast a kitten

(idiom) to have a fit.

Used in both humorous and serious situations.

Also, "have kittens".

Stop tickling me or I'll cast a kitten!

by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004