pookie's definitions

Mississippi Q tip

The act of intercourse with a fat southern womans bellybutton and the male pulls out to find bellybutton lint on the head of his penis as he ejaculates on her huge stomach!!!!

Steven was banging a pumpler in the tummyhole and pulled out to find he had a Mississippi Q tip going on!!!

by POOKIE March 21, 2011

Geyotun

1. Guttural noise derived from “ge-ert” an utterance by a high school math teacher. It developed through various mutations until arriving at its present pronunciation.

2. Name of underground newspaper at Broadneck Senior High School.

Ms. Sharma are we having a math test today?” asked Dave.
“GEYOTUN!” Ms. Sharma replied

by Pookie October 23, 2003

Thug passion

A combination drink. By mixing 1/2 alize, and 1/2 hennessy u'll live it up the thug way

thug passion

by pookie November 16, 2003

softballa

a chick who is awesome at softball. this term is reserved only for the most bad ass softball players. not to be taken lightly.

Oh shit, that catcher is so good. She's a true softballa.

by Pookie March 2, 2005

b2k

Cuddly boys

My little cousin likes Lil Fizz from b2k.

by pookie April 3, 2003

gibberish

the definition for gibberish is when two or more persons engage in a conversation which makes absolutely no fucking sense

dj Phanta-C: I was rowing my boat down the street when I ran into a penguin who was riding a dirt bike in circles cause he dropped his pocket
michelle: yes i also seen the penguin in miami at disneyworld where he took me to breakfast that night and we flew around iowa in a garbage truck eating scarecrows for dinner

by pookie September 20, 2003

nymphomania

A mental condition that causes someone to want to engage in sexual activity. A lot.

My dear friend Lacey suffers from a severe form of nymphomania. She likes peanut butter.

by Pookie February 25, 2005