Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!
Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
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Milk-jug fest

The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.
Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.
by 89diehl April 22, 2010
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