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Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Not only does it make you go blind and grow hair on your palms, but it also kills kittens!

Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!

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The opposite of a sausage fest. An event where the number of girls greatly exceeds the number of guys.

Dude, you have to come to this party, it's a total milk-jug fest.

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