A henlo 

A subcategory of hipster who consistently use vocabulary such as "henlo", "smol bean" and "doggo". They most likely wear yellow, own a kanken backpack and worship Mac Demarco and/or the 1975. All theater kids are henlos, but not all henlos are theater kids.

"I love films, lana del rey and sunshine! Also, if you have a dog then watch out because I'll definitely like them more than you!"
"Shut up Becky, you're such a henlo."

A henlo by arctictundra69 November 8, 2018

flyby with a "Hello, Tower" 

A step "closer" than just a discreet flyby, this strategy DOES involve actually stopping in to the home/establishment where you wish to unobtrusively check on the conditions/progress of something relating to you, but you still do not actually inquire about said situation; you merely "exchange pleasantries and make small talk" with the people there about the weather or whatever, and then quietly leave again after a minute or two. The theory here is that if there is any problem/delay/question regarding what you are wanting done, the people will likely tell/ask you about it while you're there... they know fully well why you've dropped by --- you are wondering how things are proceeding --- and so there should be no need to make anyone feel pressured or irritated by actually alluding to the subject.

The local garage is often "swamped up to their eyeballs" with the myriad of vehicles brought in for repair, and so it is often a month or more before they are able to get around to addressing a car that I bring in. They do always eventually repair my vehicle, though, so I seldom actually ask them about how soon they can get to it; I simply do a tentative flyby with a "Hello, Tower" every couple weeks, just in case they need to speak with me regarding any problem/holdup with the repairs.

flyby with a "Hello, Tower" by QuacksO August 21, 2018

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

a st louis hello 

When two guys grab eachother by the cock.

Hey waffles nice to meet you a st louis hello

a st louis hello by JimmyBonez313 June 1, 2019

hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

when you fall asleep on your keyboard

types in chat then falls asleep
"hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

hello i'm a ner;;dfghjkmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯your mom October 6, 2022

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living 

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living by Rigbaby33 February 7, 2022