A few minutes

Defined by Microsoft to mean hours and hours of waiting, or a small period of time after you need it done.

Still hate Apple though.

C drive is being defragmented, this may take "a few minutes"... HOURS LATER, still going

I can't leave now, the install is gunna finish any second... HOURS LATER, still going

A few minutes by chipmunk34again July 7, 2010

A few minutes

20 minutes in smitty time.

Matt Smith: I'll be a few minutes late

A few minutes by Freshneverfrozenbeef March 20, 2018

A Few More Minutes 

a word that is used only and ONLY by girls to signify in girl language :
1." bruh....... i am in the bathroom puttin' on mah make up y yous think that when yous ask me if i dun imma say yes? OH HEELL NAW BOO BOO when i say a " few more minutes" it means that imma stay here in mah bathroom for a HELLA long time cuz you pissed me ugly ass bitch, straight up you could watch the creation, evolution and death of humanity for 500x times and imma still not be finished w/ my foundation so shut the hell up bitch"
2. or your girlfriends tryna hide the fact that she had a one night stand with your dad or your hella hot friend because she was "drunk"

f@ckboi: hey hun when will u be dun??
literal she-devil of a gf: a few more minutes hun

A Few More Minutes by mynameisnotjeffbutpseudonym June 5, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008