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Bitch I'm a Bus
So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011
summon a bus
To light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. Derived from the belief in murphy's/sod's law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
summon a bus by oracle March 7, 2005
Bitch, I'm a Bus.
The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.
Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1
Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 2
Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 3
Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 2
Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Example 3
Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
Bitch, I'm a Bus. by bluersx February 25, 2011
Take a bus
Eddie: Yo' sister has a dope set of hoochies.
Freddie: Take a bus, junior 'fore I bust a cap in yo' nasty ass !
or:
Eddie: I call shotgun!
Eddie: Take a bus, loser.
Freddie: Take a bus, junior 'fore I bust a cap in yo' nasty ass !
or:
Eddie: I call shotgun!
Eddie: Take a bus, loser.
Take a bus by 209 fo' evah July 7, 2010
I am a bus
basically means "I am a whore", because people enter and take rides on busses, similar to how people enter whores and take them on ride.
I am a bus by tbaggage January 7, 2012
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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