a beanie

a beanie is someone who is completely flawless and beautiful in every way. She will always have your back and be there for you in any situation. You would be extremely lucky to have a beanie as a best friend because they’re extremely rare. Bean is really funny and makes you laugh 24/7.

“ wow you look like a beanie today ! so pretty “ saïd izzy

by hiya :) April 8, 2020

garrett with a beanie

Garrett is already the most perfect specimen to walk planet earth and can make women wet as a waterfall, but with a beanie, Garrett turns 10w9321 times more attractive.

Wow Garrett with a beanie is making me want to turn everyday into sexual Friday.

by Garrettfanclub June 17, 2016

pulling a Beanie

The career-furthering act of forming an amazing new band which will hopefully match or surpass the band from which you have for whatever reason left. Can also be used to describe forming a side project which makes your usual band look sucky. Named for Steve "Beanie" Hewitt who is one person notable for this stunt.

1. Have you seen their MySpace? That one's pulling a Beanie.

2. Their EP is already better than her old band's album - she pulled a Beanie.

by Nuggle May 15, 2010

Pulling a beanie

When you speak in a Italian accent and say WATCHU doin?!!!!

I was pulling a beanie on derpferdlers stream.

by Derpferdlerfan November 27, 2021

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Plantin' a beaner

Midwest police slang for smoking a joint with a friend.

(As cop knocks on a window in a car with 2 guys in there) Cop- "What are you guys doing in there?"

Guys- "Just sitting here, hanging out"

Cop- "Oh, ok, I thought you guys were plantin' a beaner"

by Wackabowski June 16, 2011

Vii is a beaner

A mexican woman who doesnt understand that she is the biggest beaner in the voice chat, talking about vii btw

No, Vii is a beaner

by Kingmama BOi August 12, 2023