A phallus-shaped marital aid crafted from beans and/or bean-based products. A premium beanis comes with optional meatball attachment and ejaculatory arrangement.

The first mention of beanis was found in a fanfic by Majin Syeekoh and is sometimes referred to as a bean dildo.
"Have you heard of the new bean dildo?"
"Oh yeah! The beanis that jizzed sour cream?"
"No, no. This time it's hot sauce."
by Grumpycat96 June 02, 2018
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A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
by Lynchy1993 May 08, 2011
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a beanie is usually woollen and it is worn by skaters and pople who are cold.
Jules: I'm cold
Champ: You douchebag you forgot your bloody beanie. Now you are gonna freeze to death
by margaret June 06, 2004
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beany is one of them boys that can tickle your needs, make you feel good just being around them, make you smile like no one's business, make you giggle like a little kid who just got a candy.....basically, overall.....beany is the best!!!! ;p
has anyone seen my 'beany'???? ;p
by bubble spooff February 23, 2005
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An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.
"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"
by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009
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One particular girl who is very beautiful and cute. She is very inteligent. Her smile lights up any room dimmed by the dull weathers of england. If you saw her for the very first time you would Never be able to look away. When you look into her eyes your heart smiles with joy. If you were ever lucky enough to know a Beanie you would be crazy and mentally ill not to find her the most beautiful girl you have ever seen.
Oh and obviously it's a nickname. Sometimes...
BeautifulHatWarmBeanie
by Xenon1223 April 10, 2010
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A small amphetamine (speed) related pill.
I just took some beanies so that I can run faster after I rob this place.
by pseudonymJDD May 09, 2009
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