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A Stuffy

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For a gentleman to insert his testicles into his lover’s vagina, or anus.

TECHNIQUE: First, always ensure that the vagina or anus in question has been suitably warmed-up, or at the very least politely warned. Next, apply lubricant to the penis and testicles, and if necessary the relevant entry point. Slowly insert the penis, pausing about two inches before the normal point of full insertion. Now, take the lubricated testicles in one hand, squeeze them together and upward against the shaft of the penis as firmly as you can without causing too much discomfort, and with a controlled shunt, push your testicles in along with the penis. Once fully inserted, you will need to use your body weight and/or a firm but gentle pressure to keep everything in place. Normal penetrative strokes will displace the testicles so simply grind and pulse inside your partner.

NOTE: You should take care when removing the testicles from even the most extensively prepped anus as it will sometimes have contracted around the base of the penis and vas deferens after long periods without penetrative motion keeping the sphincter loose. If this happens, insert a generously lubricated finger and circle the opening applying a gentle outward pressure whilst very gradually and carefully pulling backwards from the hips. You can also ask your partner to push very slightly from inside, but they must take care to not accidentally defecate.
Lee: “I really hate it when you hear guys bragging that they went “balls deep” with some girl. I just don’t have anything in common with guys like that.” A Stuffy
A Stuffy by JJ Luke Skywalker April 18, 2017
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a stiffy 

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he had a stiffy
a stiffy by boxcutter014 February 12, 2018

Pop a stiffy 

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When you have a sudden increase in blood flow to the penis from sexually arousing scenarios which causes the penis to puncture a hole through the article of clothing in which the stiffy is concealed.
Pop a stiffy by Chode Buster May 21, 2011

rockin’ a stiffy 

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when a person with a penis gets a boner
Damn! I was just standing there and Brad was rockin’ a stiffy. Man’s packin’.

Pulling a Staffy

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Just like all college jocks, Mathew Stafford loved the chicks but he had one thing that he was KNOWN for…and that was banging out very drunk girls. He did it so much, such action from this point on, is now called pulling a “Staffy” It is when you get the girl you are with so drunk that even if you have to drag her ass back to your room, you know she will put out.
Person one: Every time I see your friend at a party he is getting a different girl as drunk as he can. And then I always see him leaving the party with her.

Person two: Yes, he is a master at that.

Person one: Master at what?

Person two: Pulling a Staffy
Pulling a Staffy by HotPocket3 August 6, 2009

erect-a-stiffy 

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use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know
my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy
erect-a-stiffy by penisman4273 January 23, 2023

Pop a Stiffy 

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A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.
I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton
Pop a Stiffy by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012
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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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