A Steve Job
Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given
A Steve Job by tangent1021 December 17, 2015
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A Steve Job Pro
Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.
Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"
A Steve Job Pro by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019
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a steve jobs blowjob
When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
a steve jobs blowjob by ricerose January 6, 2011
Pulling a Steve Jobs
Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference
Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3
06/15/2010 - E3
Pulling a Steve Jobs by Daitenzin June 18, 2010
A Steve Jobs
Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.
Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five
A Steve Jobs by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008
A Steve Jobs
This is a modified version of the Hot Carl. Except this is completed while two individuals are speaking to one another on their iPhone's using the application FaceTime. While speaking to one another, one of the two people will proceed to defecate on their iPhone. Thus, performing an electronic version of the Hot Carl
Earlier today I was talking with my girlfriend over FaceTime and gave her a Steve Jobs. She loved it!
A Steve Jobs by Pyriel66 June 24, 2011
A "Steve Jobs"
When two individuals don turtlenecks and proceed to touch lips in an intimate fashion.
(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
(Created by William Haynes of SourceFed)
"Man, can you believe Kristi and Chad were caught in the middle of a "Steve Jobs" at the holiday party?"
"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
"Yo, I heard about that. Someone told me they even diddled!"
A "Steve Jobs" by BullyWeener March 19, 2017
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