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Painbreaded a Puffin

When feeding a Puffin a bread stick, the animal will experience extreme discomfort, leading to choking and eventually death.
Hunter 1: Oh man, did you see that, I painbreaded that puffin, I'm gonna get fired this time for sure!

Hunter 2: Don't worry dude, I painbreaded a puffin this morning.

As spaffed as a puffin 

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

Puffin Back on a Twanger 

Lighting any kind of organic material on fire and inhaling the fumes for the purpose of achieving a sense of acceptance and validation among your peers.
“Bro you’re honestly such a pussy”
“Nah bitch I’m gonna be puffin back on a Twanger tonight”
“Oh shit nevermind bro”

Poffing a jiffer 

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty
You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!
Poffing a jiffer by aargh March 29, 2003

Puffing on a Fag 

What they calls smoking a cigarette in England
Jorge: Martha, is our sun gay?

Martha: No dear, he's just puffing on a fag.

Puffing on a stogie 

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.
Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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