A Penky

To have a wank over someones facebook profile.

"I heard he did a Penky over (insert relevant person)"

by Podraig the leprejew October 8, 2009

A penny

What public schools bank accounts have.

Man, my job pays a penny.

by lordgrim the invcbke October 14, 2020

in for a penny, in for a pounding

A sexualized version of "in for a penny, in for a pound." Means almost the same thing as the original saying but in a sexual context as aforementioned. In context, it references sex with or without protection (in this case, without), and since it was done before might as well double down and do it again regardless of the consequences.

This was used in Team Four Star's, Dragon Ball Z Abridged: Episode 60 Epilogue.

Bulma: "But after the first time, I just thought; well, in for a penny, in for a pounding."
Trunks: "Ahhh!"
Bulma: "And I really was."
Trunks: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

by 7N_Shepard December 27, 2018

ten-a-penny

A kind of thing or person that's cheap, or which you can find easily and in large groups.

Don't worry about that band, pop and emo scumbags are ten-a-penny now a days

by Anomas September 11, 2006

Pulling a Penny

Causing damage to or injuring yourself or your property by means of clutziness, carelessness or shear stupidity.

I cayght myself pulling a penny when I accidently poured washer fluid in my brake fluid resevoir.

by WYKYDone December 19, 2013

calling someone a penny

Calling someone a penny is an insult. First you say, "you're like a penny", the person will then ask why. You then proceed to say that they are invaluable, flat, two-faced and is always in someone's pants. This insult is normally done to one of a female gender.

This is a script of a random dude calling someone a penny

Bitch: You don't know me! You cant even describe me in one word.

Random dude: Your like a penny.

Bitch: WTF????

Random dude: Invaluable, flat, two-faced and always in someone's pants.

by Google eyeball June 23, 2020

Whalen on a penny

Term used to describe how quick one is on something. Much like the term stink on shit or white on rice. Whalen on a penny refers to the cheapness of a Dick Smith named Jeff. If one were to let a penny fall from their hands it would never hit the ground in the presence of Jeff.

Boss: Hey Peter are you going to have those TPS reports for me by lunch?
Peter: Chill out Lumberg! I am on it like Whalen on a penny.

by DunkMonkey December 14, 2008