A Patrick

One who is dumb and not very smart.

Jordan failed his test, and admitted to being a patrick.

by garboojizz November 24, 2021

A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".

That guy is such a Patrick!

by MommaDragon December 16, 2022

A Patrick of Randburg

South African slang
Specific to JHB
The kind of guy that gets employed, gets the job done, gets enlisted
Someone you can trust to be in your corner and think on their feet
A business development Savvy, sales Savvy bloke
A sharp dresser who closes deals

A Patrick of Randburg in a sentence

That's the iinda task for a Pat o' Randburg
Needing a Pat o' Randburg to get it done
He's not exactly a Randburg Pat, not sure he's the one for the task

by hollahalla October 22, 2020

Pull A Patrick Stump

Pulling a Patrick Stump means that when you do one tiny thing that's only a little bad, you feel extremely guilty, but in an cute way.

Oh my god, Pete? Did you just pull a Patrick Stump? It's alright, bro, it's completely normal.

by mychemicaldiscoboy21 August 5, 2017

Pull a Patrick

When a player seduces someone and compliments them just for fun for a while then slowly lets them down and say we shouldnt go out and i dont like u anymore after a certain period of time. A Patrick can last between 10 minutes to even a week.

I dont like her anymore so im gonna dump her but I dont want her to cry. So i'm gonna pull a patrick and compliment her so when i break up with her she wont be as sad.

by omgxchaaaad March 8, 2011

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

Pulling a Patrick

Overreacting to everything and leaving

*Fred yelling and punching walls*
Drew: Yo Fred chill. You're pulling a Patrick.

by ChillPatrick January 22, 2017