This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?
Customer 1: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: no this is Patrick.
Customer 2: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: No, this is Patrick!
Customer 3: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!! *slams phone*
by Mayo egg January 4, 2018
A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"
Customer: Is this the Krusty-Krab?
Patrick: No this is Patrick! (Hangs up) I'm not a crusty crab.
Customer: Is this McDonalds?
You: No, this is Patrick. (Hangs up.)
by Ninja number 26398704 August 31, 2009
Patrick is a weird person in a good way. He has an odd sense of humor and is really nice. He’s talkative if you’re close to him. Extremely passionate and hyper about sports, and enjoys athletics. He has a nice face it’s coolio. He may have extreme political views, but it’s for what he thinks is best. His intentions are good. He’s really smart, but is sometimes unsure of himself. Even if he hasn’t been through something, he’ll try to understand. He’s really humble in many aspects of things. Patrick is yeetalicious.
That dood named Patrick is a meme boss
by Ditatable January 23, 2018
The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.
You are so lucky you have Patrick!
by Inlovewithyoulalala August 5, 2013
Patrick: I'm Patrick, My name means Toaster in Celtic
Sage: Pretty sure it doesn't
by IsItVladmir November 26, 2019
only one word defines him and that word is LIT
Look at patrick isn't he LIT.
by MR>LIT February 14, 2018
Most perfect guy ever. No questions. He's awkward and a little shy, but he's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world. He brings out the absolute best in people. He knows the exact words to make anyone feel better. He might not be the strongest, most athletic guy ever, but he definitely is adorable and more than amazing. Whoever ends up with Patrick should never regret it.
Patrick asked me out!
He's weak.
But he calls me beautiful everyday.
by youonlyliveninetimes April 20, 2012