A Marlin

A very complex sexual maneuver in which the male partner eats out the female. While going down on the girl, you begin to finger her. After the girl gets into it, you give her "the shocker," (use two fingers in the pussy and the pinky in the ass). The girls bucks up out of suprise and you hook your fingers in her mouth. Upon doing this, your friend jumps out of the closet with a camera and snaps a quick photo. Hence, bagging a Marlin.

Dude, some girl called the cops on me after I pulled a Marlin. I've got the photo on my fridge.

by Nick.Nizzle January 27, 2007

Land a Marlin

If you pull out after anal sex and a huge shit log follows your penis and lands on the bed, the way a big fish would flop onto the floor of a boat after it's pulled out of the water, congratulations...you've landed a marlin!

When I get done with you, you'll land a marlin that would make Hemmingway proud.

by B. H. McNultey December 31, 2007

pulled a marlin

to disappear suddenly and not reappear for a long amount of time

Person 1: Dude, where did Jim go?
Person 2: I don't know. I haven't seen him for a while. Maybe he pulled a marlin

by redheaditalian April 12, 2009

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.

1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."

by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015

feelin like a marlin

when you get rejected one too many times 💔

How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin

by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012