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The alert before farting.
Consider this your alart – I just ate Taco Bell.

Related to shart.
Alart by E-Z.E. Longfellow September 9, 2013
Related Words
Alart alartsma False alart A.D.A.M. A A.B.I. a-cab a-rab A.F.I. A-Town
n. When someone farts to heed warning. See also; v. alarting
When John thought there was a spider in bed he alarted me to the situation.
Alart by Sassy Gassy August 5, 2018

False alart 

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.
Nothing came out but gas, false alart!
False alart by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

alartsma 

A type of taco with a machine gun attatched
I just had a alartsma
alartsma by spyrl November 8, 2003

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026