A Jug

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Scoring a goal in hockey on your first shot on your first shift in over a decade, followed immediately the next shift by falling down with no one else around and severely dislocating shoulder causing your season to end.

Dude, there is a new guy on my inline hockey team, and he pulled a jug. He went from such a high, to such a low in seconds.

A Jug by WetYourMind January 9, 2017

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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

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Jig-a-Jug

Used to describe a guys penis.

Girl...we went to the strip club last night. You should have seen the size of dudes Jig-a-jug! It was off the richter!

Jig-a-Jug by Foxy Beige February 25, 2009

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In a jug with a handle.

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

In a jug with a handle. by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

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Billie Jean shits in a jug

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Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.

Billie Jean shits in a jug by sdajdsja May 20, 2020

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is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

a random sentence which can be used at any time to confuse your friends

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples?

is there enough space in the boot for a jug of caramelized apples? by alllyyyyyy April 22, 2021

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Lookin like a chug jug

Today’s kids’ way of saying looking like a snack, basically something you say to someone when you find them very attractive, sexy, etc. and letting them know you'd chug them up like it's FORTNITE

Credit goes to Michael Santana, AKA imaqtpie

"Hey gamer, I see you're wearing the shadow ops skin, mmm... you Lookin like a chug jug"

"I'm a 35 year old man"

"monkaS"

Lookin like a chug jug by Notsilverstorm October 19, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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