A Josh

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A Josh is someone who continuously lies about something thinking the other person doesn't know.

#1 Yeah he was being A Josh and kept the lying to me.
#2 Person 1: Did he tell you? Person 2: No He was being A Josh and lied to me.

A Josh by Mario's_Kingdom June 6, 2020

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A josh

The act when one does something extremely retarted.

the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!

A josh by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012

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A josh • A Josh Eckerle • A Josh McD • A Josh Morton • A Josh Parker • a josh-poole • A Joshua Gray • Pulling A Josh • do a Josh • Doing a Josh

A Josh Eckerle

(N)- A person who looks 40 years old with 2 jobs but is really a high schooler with 2 jobs.

(V)- To forget to get a haircut

"Aye that dude looks 40 years old"

"No man that's a josh Eckerle he's 17"

A Josh Eckerle by 61savage February 25, 2017

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A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

A Josh Parker by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

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A Josh Morton

A Josh will seem nice at first but when they get close to you, when you least expect it, he’ll stab you in the back. If you think the Josh you know is a Josh Morton then you should be aware a common trait of a Josh Morton is being sexually attracted to dogs.

Guy1: I met a new friend, his names josh.
Guy2: Makesure he’s not a Josh Morton

A Josh Morton by Eminem-Head August 22, 2020

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A Josh McD

When you Dont Stay Where You should

Friend: hey bro you styaing tonight

josh: Nah, I Dont Wonna im gunna be A Josh McD

A Josh McD by Jacob Riwaka May 27, 2008

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a josh-poole

The moment on a night out when you start to grow a bigger nose to enjoy MSG

Wow, I really feel a josh-poole coming on!

a josh-poole by qweef2023 September 19, 2023

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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