A home

A home is a place with a gooofy looking cup that has an important message written on it.

«Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message in your home?»

«No, haha. That’s weird!”

“Then it’s not a home.”

by Thelivingdictionaryyesitsme April 6, 2024

A Home

A home is a place with a goofy looking cup that has an important message on it.

“Do you have a silly, kinda ugly looking cup with an important message on it in your home?”

“No haha, that’s weird!”

“Then it’s not a home.”

by Thelivingdictionaryyesitsme April 6, 2024

Build a home for a dung beetle

To take a crap

-Yo i gotta go build a home for a dung beetle

-What?

-Drop a deuce

by Theevilmonkey5 October 22, 2010

A Wildflowers Home

It's a safe place; where the wild ones rest their wings.

{noun}
a home for wildflowers;
/ to rest & heal your wings to fly again
// to bloom into who you were created to be
/// belong & heal your heart to love

I know the planter of A Wildflowers Home.
I didn't really have a home until I found A Wildflowers Home.
A Wildflowers Home is a community for untamed souls, that sounds like me.

by awildflowersjourney February 18, 2019

Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.

Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.

by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010

send home a texan

to take a crap or a dump. usually very large

"Hey, where is Bob?"
"He's in the bathroom sending home a Texan"

by bubbadave August 21, 2005

Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home

Baby shit in a funeral home is bad

by BIG Dong 12” July 1, 2019