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A Hendy

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Salary starts at a hendy. My electric car cost a hendy
by Hangonamin01 February 28, 2022
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throw a handy

To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.
Tim: Bill, did you get my laundry?
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!
by Matt "The Magnum" May 7, 2008
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Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse

Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
How do you expect to sell twenty insurance policies when you couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse?
by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
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Shoot a Heady

Want to fight someone head up, ingage in a fight one on one
ingage in a fight one on one, if someone is a bitch you call them out and say "I want to shoot a heady" meaning you want to fight them one on one
by Frank Zulferino December 7, 2006
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pulling a handy

When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."

Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007
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Pull a Handy

To Pull a Handy; to make out or be involved in sensual contact with a much better looking person (even though they may be intoxicated), for the soul-purpose of gaining popularity, even though you just look like a sickining joke afterwards.
Dude, did you that fugly chick pull a handy, that stoned guy was obviously much to attractive to care about her repulsivly moley face.
by Jidewerkl April 2, 2006
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Pulling a hendle

To "misplace" your wedding ring and blame it on your young daughter. All in the name of having a great time while the wife isn't with you.
Hey I'm going away this weekend I think I'm going to be pulling a hendle
by Eldirt May 17, 2018
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