A Hendy
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A Hendy by Hangonamin01 February 28, 2022
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throw a handy
To give a handjob, often times casually, between two male heterosexual friends; as a favor, or payback for a favor.
Tim: Bill, did you get my laundry?
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!
Bill: Yeah, Tim, it was no big deal.
Tim: Awww. Thanks, I'll throw a handy to you later on.
Bill: Sounds great, and non-gay!
throw a handy by Matt "The Magnum" May 7, 2008
Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse
Someone with very poor closing skills, or a person who is incapable of performing even simple tasks. This term originates in Colorado for someone who goes to a brothel and is unable to negotiate even a simple sex act, such as manual stimulation.
Couldn't get a handy in a whorehouse by RandyO'Reilly October 22, 2010
Shoot a Heady
ingage in a fight one on one, if someone is a bitch you call them out and say "I want to shoot a heady" meaning you want to fight them one on one
Shoot a Heady by Frank Zulferino December 7, 2006
pulling a handy
When the non-physically challenged park in handicapped parking spaces. Often these drivers will use a relative's handicapped pass or an expired temporary pass as a cover.
Eduardo: "Wanna go to the movies tonight? I heard that Mighty Ducks 71 is playing."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
Gertrude: "Doesn't your granddad have mad cow disease? How about pulling a handy and beating the ticket line. I'm sure that he won't mind if we take his Yugo."
pulling a handy by spatulasaucepan July 14, 2007
Pull a Handy
To Pull a Handy; to make out or be involved in sensual contact with a much better looking person (even though they may be intoxicated), for the soul-purpose of gaining popularity, even though you just look like a sickining joke afterwards.
Dude, did you that fugly chick pull a handy, that stoned guy was obviously much to attractive to care about her repulsivly moley face.
Pull a Handy by Jidewerkl April 2, 2006
Pulling a hendle
To "misplace" your wedding ring and blame it on your young daughter. All in the name of having a great time while the wife isn't with you.
Pulling a hendle by Eldirt May 17, 2018