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A.Hood is a chubby, jolly fellow who loves minding his own business – unless you disagree with him. Then, he transforms into the world's most stubborn bulldog. He's a true feminist and has a passionate love affair with the English language. It's rumored he once got into a heated debate with a dictionary. Spoiler alert: he won.
A.Hood loves losing student test papers so much, it’s like his own personal magic trick – now you see your grades, now you don’t!
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Mr. Hood is a man of a multitude of aspects. For one, his physical appearance is close to that of a lumberjack when solely judging based off of his clothing choice. However, when inspected with more depth, this image of one expressive and loud, yet gentle teddy bear intrudes one's mind, and cannot be removed until that person's senses no longer perceive the presence of the giant. Speaking of which, the man stands at an impressive 7 foot 8, towering over all the other plebeians that appear in his vicinity. Mr. Hood is a man of culture, a man of literature, a man of passion. He teaches one of the most lucrative and in-depth subjects, Standard Level English Language and Literature, and he pours his heart into every lesson. In the same fashion he rips the heart of the students out every lesson that he gives grades in. Constant commotion, whines, and crying can be heard from his classroom, even at a distance due to the relentless frustration and overwhelming grief of the student. Even so, he remains to be one of the most lovable teachers in the roster.
Boy: Mr. Hood!!!!! (echos can be heard through out the hall way)

A.Hood: ... mmm... (he's locked in)
A.Hood by Andrias Scheuzeri May 15, 2024

Put a hood on it 

Phrase used to tell someone to stop being overly sensitive. As in having a "hooded clitoris", which reduces the stimulation and overall sensitivity of the clitoris. By "putting a hood on it", an individual would thereby have reduced sensitivity and stop being so emotional about various situations.
Girl 1: Last night my boyfriend and I watched "It's a Wonderful Life", and he kept crying throughout the movie.

Girl 2: Damn, your man needs to put a hood on it and stop being such a little bitch.

Pop a hood 

To light and smoke a cigarette.
Hey yo can we pop a hood?
Pop a hood by optimus grime October 2, 2009

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a 

Hood Nigga: Knows how the hood is but doesn’t run the streets, gangbang or sell drugs. Hood niggas typically get along with the thugs and OGs but stay away from the lifestyle and rather turn to other means of getting out of the “hood” with resources such as sport, arts, getting a degree or a normal 9-5. A common misconception about hood niggas is that they’re “soft”, but keep in mind that they are still not to be messed with because although they may not seem as active or as threatening as the average Street Nigga, they’re still able to carry out Street Nigga tendencies (if need be).

Street Nigga: Runs the streets, sells drugs and/or gangbangs. They know the ins and the outs of the streets and usually have street codes and regulations that they go by. Street Niggas have no intentions or often have little chance of leaving the ghetto due to their lifestyle and (most often) their convictions. They are raised in the streets, are quicker to take a violent approach and are into illegal things. They are often mistaken for Hood Niggas because of some similar tendencies, but Street Niggas are certified in the hood and often feared and/or respected by the community.
Ayo! That’s that Hood Ni**a from down the street that be rapping and shit.

I don’t fuck with Street Ni**a ‘cos they’ll drop a bag on your head and you’ll be gone by tomorrow.

Hood Ni**a Vs. Street Ni**a

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood 

A 1996 hood film/comedy film. Probably one of the funniest movies ever.
Hell Yeah! I saw Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. It was some real funny shit.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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