A GIRLFRIEND

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something you will never get

If you are looking for a girlfriend read the text below

Fuck you you will me single forever

A GIRLFRIEND by Pussylicker1889 November 30, 2018

Words you can keep

A girlfriend

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

A girlfriend

Something that I never got in my life

I don’t have a girlfriend

A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022

get leo a girlfriend day

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend

Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

get leo a girlfriend day by You know who put this 123 November 18, 2019

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

I had a girlfriend like that once by Jeff Zuckerman April 22, 2008

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.

Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.

he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

I have a girlfriend

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"

I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"

I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026