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A girlfriend 

Something you don't have.
I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.
A girlfriend by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

A girlfriend 

Something that I never got in my life
I don’t have a girlfriend
A girlfriend by The new nuts July 31, 2022

get leo a girlfriend day 

On the 19th of November you have to get Leo a girlfriend
Leo got a girlfriend on get Leo a girlfriend day he was happy

I had a girlfriend like that once

A joke similar to "That's what she said"
A funny comment said when a person makes a statement that could also describe an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend.
Lee: Don't worry it's wide enough to fit two or three.
Thomas: I had a girlfriend like that once...

Christina: It's so small I can barely see it.
Lynne: I had a boyfriend like that once...

he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
he has a girlfriend by DiamondHead October 4, 2008

I have a girlfriend 

What a guy says to let a girl know "your too ugly for me"
I wanted to ask him out but he hit me with a "I have a girlfriend"
I have a girlfriend by BasicAsian September 21, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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