TheAuthenticRay's definitions

Oh, cool!

What someone says when they don't give a shit.

Person 1: I'm so happy, I just unlocked this new gun!

Person 2: Oh, cool! I hope this family of yours dies. I hope they all go to hell because of what they did.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

FuckyoUrbanDicktionary

When you’re on Urban Dictionary trying to figure out a cool word so it could be the word of the day.

Dude one: Yo! What are you doing, man?
Dude two: Ah! I'm fuckyourbandicktionarying, right now.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

A girlfriend

Something you don't have.

I know you don't have a girlfriend. You shall never have one.

by TheAuthenticRay April 5, 2021

Goo-Goo Ga-Ga

The noise of an annoying baby, could be a babygirl, a babyboy, or your 4rth grade classmate trying to be funny but failing miserably... or maybe a Lady Gaga joke.

Baby 1: Goo-Goo Ga-Ga!
You: Shut the fuck up.

by TheAuthenticRay May 4, 2021

July 23

Me.

It's my birthday, July 23.

by TheAuthenticRay April 1, 2021

UrbanDick

When you've been on Urban Dictionary all day, and not get any pussy whatsoever.

Dude 1: Hey, what're you doing?
Dude 2: Oh, hello! I'm urbandicking.

by TheAuthenticRay April 4, 2021

Daddy AF

Me, I'm daddy AF.

Guys, I'm daddy AF, right?

by TheAuthenticRay April 4, 2021