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A Gandolf 

With a last ditch effort to avoid a shot in the mouth, the lips are tightly closed and are then covered with semen, resembling the white beard of Gandolf.
That trick was such a prude last night I ended up giving her a Gandolf all over her face.
A Gandolf by TeamMDPB December 23, 2016
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a hole a frigen a gandolf 

a hole a frigen a gandolf is a ganondorf from super smash bros. meele but with a butthole as a face. (butthole credit to gotse)

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a hole a frigen a gandolf
a hole a frigen a gandolf by jikle February 16, 2008

Pull a Gandalf 

To come back to life after thought dead.
1.OMG he just died!
2. Ohh he will probably pull a Gandalf
Pull a Gandalf by Bailey-0- April 1, 2006

Pulled-a-Gandalf 

Whenever a girl and a guy are fooling around and things get very hot but all of the sudden she stops foreplay and does not allow penetration. Obviously the guy stops after her "Thou shall not pass!"
"Man I am really in need of having sex with her"

"Did you not have sex with her yesterday?"

"No, she Pulled-a-Gandalf"

a Gandalf 

A Gandalf is the act of an old man tickling someones balls with his long old grey beard.
'My balls are itching'

'why don't you go and ask that old todger over there to give you a Gandalf'
a Gandalf by Felixg123 September 26, 2009

Take a Gandalf

Smoking the finest of pipe weed from the Shire and going on a leisurely stroll.
"Thou shall not pass that to the left hand side - I'm gonna go take a Gandalf."

Pulling a Gandalf 

When a character from a movie, book, or video game comes back into the plot, after appearing to have died, like Gandalf did in the movie series, The Lord of the Rings.

(also known as Pulling a Gandy)
Man, I really thought that a someone would be Pulling a Gandalf in that movie.
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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