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1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.

(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)

2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"

2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
Gandolf by paporsha February 27, 2009
Words you can keep
to take a guess, or to say i think.
im going to take a gandolf on this one and say yes your dad is gay.
gandolf by Louie G. March 24, 2007
a player in the kingdom of drakkar that is really cool!!!!!
He really is called Mr.Gandolf.
gandolf by real rose May 14, 2003
A very very very gay old man who has fantasy's about frodo and other hobbits.
"I am Gandolf... come here frodo (becky) i want to touch you ;)"
gandolf by Steve March 6, 2003

Gandolf Glacier

It is when you are titty banging a girl and blow on her chin. This gives her the distinctive look of that magical white wizard that used to pal around with hobbits. Next, tell her to get a towel, point to the wrong door (the one that leads outside,) lock said door, and leave her outside so that the "magic" freezes to her face.
I saw that Gandolf Glacier he gave her. Obviously, he chose to go through the mountains rather than brave the Mines of Moria.
Gandolf Glacier by pu re tun February 8, 2010

Gandolf Golf 

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits
Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf

Gandolf the Grey 

While getting a blow job from a girl you smoke a blunt. Make the girl take a hit of the weed suck your dick, she then exhales a smoke ring around you dick, and while she is doing that you cum on her chin.
I was smoking a blunt while getting dome earlier and i gave that bitch a Gandolf the Grey.

Yo lets pay a hooker ten buck for a Gandolf the Grey.
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