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To ask someone how much they earn within five minutes of meeting them.
David is introduced to someone new in the pub. “David this is Luke, he’s a pilot”

Five minutes later.
“So Luke, what does a typical pilot bank these days?”
Luke responds "Bro, seriously? That’s a Fozzy. We just met"
A Fozzy by DrBants November 7, 2020
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A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.
Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!
A Fuzzy Musket by Shawn V November 1, 2006

A fizzy god 

Someone who is set 8 in most subjects
Mate! You’re so dumb you are literally a fizzy god
Having the desperation to ride the cock of an overweight teenage predator.
Omg i need a fuzzy right now!
A Fuzzy by Lennie Small Dick June 12, 2017

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens 

a place full of sexy gurls showing off their pussy.
"damn theirs A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens in there"

fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair! 

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...

A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens 

Xmas gift for Large Dogs
"You got to give that mad dog of yours somethin'for Xmas to quieten him down. I read the local petshop's got an offer on A Basket Full of Fuzzy Kittens for $10.99"