a fart

The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.

Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."

a fart by Maccus Wiel July 6, 2020

A fart

A fart is another way to say something SUCKS. Also can relate to oofpacito in a way, kinda. So, ur a fart = u succ.

Wow, that game is a fart.

A fart by theepicmemelord32 April 20, 2019

A Fart in the wind 

Something so useless that it might as well be nothing.

After all the crap you did, your pathetic apology doesn't amount to a fart in the wind.

A Fart in the wind by Zozothecat December 15, 2011

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

a fart in a mitten by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013

a fart on you 

An old timey way of saying Fuck You

oh a fart on you Mr. johnson

a fart on you by Charlie Memes March 24, 2017

a fart's chance in a windtunnel 

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.

Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.

a fart's chance in a windtunnel by jableshables August 20, 2010

A fart in a briefcase 

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

A fart in a briefcase by TeaPartea February 4, 2013