A dildo

A stupid but good looking male that can only be used for one thing.

She likes a dildo, not men that think for themselves.

by NikeT1138 August 23, 2021

A dildo on wheels

What Case looks like

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”

by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Son of a dildo

Like son of a bitch but worse.

You hit my car you son of a dildo!

by Lord Fartington master of shit December 29, 2014

Dead Battery In A Dildo

When you are very excited to do something but find out that you cant

Thats a dead battery in a dildo

by Fin Germatwat October 31, 2010

Go sit on a dildo

The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.

Dude #1:Hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
Dude#2: Why dont you go sit on a dildo!

by clavis jotey November 9, 2004

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE

FUCK YOU PICE OF SHIT

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

by Erple October 20, 2019