a crank 

A crank is an unusually large penis. Generally being 9 inches or greater.

Damn dude, Matt's got a crank!

a crank by Brad crank July 6, 2010

crank a hoon 

The process of smoking a cigarette. Cranking = Smoking / Hoon = Cigarette

Hey, man, can you let me crank a hoon

crank a hoon by rizzo111 September 7, 2017

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

Crank a Deutch by hambone. October 28, 2011

crank a yam

To defecate, poop, etc. See yam.

I'll be back in a few...gotta go crank a yam.

crank a yam by Dichotomy June 16, 2003

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

having a wafty crank by Anonymous March 4, 2003

A big Crank 

A 6 inch or bigger penis

Oh got he has a big crank

A big Crank by Etrain21 September 24, 2021

crank a fatty 

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

crank a fatty by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021