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A Car's Life
A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.
A Car's Life by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022
a car hits me and im in the e.r fr
when you get into an incident in which an automobile hits you and you get sent to the emergency room, for real
a car hits me and im in the e.r fr by dogethatman September 18, 2025
i'd hit it -- with a car
A phrase use to describe a person whom you find sexually revolting. A derivative of expressions such as "I'd hit it" and "I'd tap that" used to express the desire to have sexual relations with a person if given the opportunity.
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
I'd hit it, I'd hit that, I'd tap that
i'd hit it -- with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
Two guys talking
1: hey you know angela?
2: yeah i'd hit it
1: what the hell? she's nasty
2: with a car
i'd hit it -- with a car by Anqi July 1, 2008
relationship is like a car
A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!
relationship is like a car by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021
Pimp'in Out (a car)
Related to the Smash hit MTV series, 'Pimp my Ride' where dodgy cars as done up in an attempt to make them super rides.
In general terms this refers to an individual doing up/Pimp'in Out (a car), i.e. new stereo, new exhaust, new paintwork, body kits, etc...
Pimp'in Out (a car) by Tim Grinder October 1, 2006
on it like a car bonnet
To be all over something, having it under control.
Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)
To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
Some say it is derived from Essex girls famed love of sex on a car bonnet, others from the female models at car trade shows that lay on car bonnets. (NB: UK Car Bonnet = US Car Hood)
To be "On it like a car bonnet" means you are literally all over something, like an (Essex) girl on a car bonnet"
on it like a car bonnet by StMi February 13, 2012
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026