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A Cuban Missile
It's like scissoring for lesbians but with a man and woman. While in the scissor position the man aligns his anus with the woman's vaginal opening and proceeds to excrete a firm fecal log inside said woman's venereal cavity.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
Variant: Same as above but with the misfortune of unexpected diarrhea. Known throughout Europe as "The French Mistake".
Used in a sentence: Dr.! How the hell are we going to get that Cuban Missile out of Hilary?
*WARNING* Probable felony if recipient is passed out or otherwise unconscious.
A Cuban Missile by Ramsey Dikken December 6, 2013
Related Words
A Cuban • A Cuban Missile • A Cuban Missile Crisis • .9.A Cuban Dies November 10th, 2010 & Dominicans Move In November 10th, 2009.9. • .9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9. • cutting a cuban • Pulling a Cuban • Smoking a Cuban • Hellstrom Is A Cuban Vosostros Name • smoke you like a cuban cigar
A Cuban Missile Crisis
When an individual leads his cohorts to believe that his penis is massive in size, although, in actuality, it resembles an enlarged clitoris. The cohorts usually end up feeling sexually threatened.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Jim's dick is 8 and a half inches long?"
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
Person 2: "No, that's just a Cuban Missile Crisis, his ex-girlfriend told me."
A Cuban Missile Crisis by ProtoZone March 28, 2011
cutting a cuban
It's like cutting a cigar, but Cutting a Cuban is a one wiper upon completion
Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
Bro I was just in the bathroom and I was Cutting a Cuban. One wipe and goodnight dude!
cutting a cuban by Brosephguay February 22, 2018
smoke you like a cuban cigar
A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"
After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar
smoke you like a cuban cigar by snoop a loop June 30, 2005
Smoking a Cuban
Oral stimulation of the penis coupled with the use of both hands.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
Origin: Laura's demonstration on how to smoke a Cuban cigar.
"Have you had your Cuban smoked lately?"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
"Hey darlin'! Smoke my Cuban"
"If you'll be smoking a Cuban tonight, I'll let you watch Corri"
Smoking a Cuban by Richard Tesh July 16, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.