A Brian Urlacher

A humorous sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 14, 2008

A Brian Urlacher

A sexual position in which reference to Professional Football Player Brian Urlacher is used.

In order to give a woman a Brian Urlacher or Urlacher,You have to have sex with a girl from behind. You stick two of your fingers into her ass and wipe them under her eyes just like a professional football player wears eye black. In order to complete the "Urlacher" when she gets up and runs away in disgust you have to tackle her from behind.

It is acceptable to celebrate the completion of the "Urlacher" by screaming "Whooooo" or "This is my House" followed by chest bumping the wall.

A Brian Urlacher by JH,RK,CF December 9, 2008

pulling a Brian

Pulling a Brian occurs when a male seems very interested in a girl, pursues her for a decent amount of time then randomly decides that the girl is no longer worth it. The male then leaves with the excuses of "I am not ready" or "I haven't gotten over my past girlfriend." It usually occurs a month into dating.

No I am done with him, he started pulling a Brian.

pulling a Brian by misspissedoff17 August 17, 2011

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pulling a Brian

When a full-grown individual shits his or her pants.

"Ah man, I thought I was just going to let out a juicy fart, but I ended up pulling a Brian."

pulling a Brian by Lizardotthewicked July 8, 2009

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pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

pulling a brian by djsfx November 3, 2012

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Pulled a Brian

The act of saying something at the wrong time. Criticizing someone when they are right behind you, using inappropriate language around people of importance, or making just plain stupid comments around the wrong people.

"Nice one. You just pulled a Brian."

For instance:

"That math test was a bitch!" - in front of the principal's office at your private high school

"This school is NOT the shit" - while passing the head of administration at your private high school

"HEY REF! GET OFF YOUR KNEES YOU ARE BLOWING THE GAME" - yelled in a quiet gym during a basketball game at your private high school...while sitting right behind a teacher

"Who the heck made up that rule? that is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard in my life" - when the maker of the rule (part of administration) is sitting right in front of you

Pulled a Brian by Brian Conlan July 28, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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