Urlacher 

1. proper noun. #54 Middle Linebacker for the Chicago Bears who can tear any player apart
2. adj. beast
3. verb. the act of smashing an inanimate object to the ground followed by saying, "Urlacha'". Popularized by Kevin in 2003.

Did you see Urlacher Urlacher Mike Vick's pass and then break T.J. Duckett in half?

Yes, Urlacher is a beast.

My balls itch.

Bummer.

Urlacher by KDog the crazy mofo December 22, 2005

Urlacher 

A very, very, very large female with a wide, linebacker ass!!

" Ooooo...look at the Urlacher over there."

Urlacher by LawCoLaw June 29, 2009

Urlacher 

1. To strike or collide suddenly, noisily, and violently.
2. To break suddenly into pieces, as from a violent blow or collision.
3. To be crushed or destroyed.
4. To go bankrupt.

That Mazda Miata was urlachered by that Hummer.

Urlacher by jbrown0213 February 10, 2009

Urlacher 

1. undersized
2. soft
3. wimp
4. pansy

he's such an urlacher, he'll get knocked out in the 1st round

Urlacher by dave123456789 June 19, 2007

Urlacher 

Noun 1. The girl in the group who cockblocks you just when you think you are going to score. She is usually big and mean and possibly bald. See also mother hen.

I had this chick at the bar drunk and ready to go, but then this Urlacher showed up and cockblocked me.

Urlacher by TheTeeTom September 13, 2013

Urlacher Style

Anal Sex. Brian Urlacher only fucks bitches in the ass.

1. WE'RE DOIN IT TONITE! URLACHER STYLE.
2. Did you hit that pussy last night? No man we did it Urlacher style.

Urlacher Style by Chi_54 October 18, 2008

Brian Urlacher

Brian Urlacher is the Middle Linebacker of the Chicago Bears and a 4-time Pro Bowl participant.
He's one of the fastest, strongest and hardest Linebackers of the Nfl.
He's called the "Monster of the midway", and really deserves this name.

Coach to a player: "Man, you just played like an Urlacher!"

Brian Urlacher by PT February 16, 2005