A Benj

A Huge cock that is so large it can not be described as a monster cock (12-18 inches)

Wow you hear Kodie got hit by a Benj last night...

by Gjeoffman July 8, 2010

Doing a Benji

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

by Icknamesj August 25, 2013

pulled a Benji

When someone says something or does something then forgets about it and another person brings it up then they remember doing it.

Jeff says:
whattt
Jeff says:
no i didnt say that lol
Jeff says:
oh
Jeff says:
yeh
Jeff says:
i did
Mark says:
haha looks like ya pulled a Benji xD

by KyokaSuigetsu April 8, 2009

Pulling a Benji

When someone generally misunderstands social behavior as a whole as has an unnatural degree of innocence still left in them. These instances are categorized by naivety and general ignorance about the topic at hand. Also relates to: being overly optimistic about a situation or society as a whole.

Person 1: "Dude, I'm getting so hammered tonight."
Person 2: "That sounds like it would hurt..."
Person 1: "I can't believe you're pulling a Benji on me right now. You're not coming with us."

by frenchinginfrance May 16, 2013

pull a Benjamin

Pretending to show up but backing out without notice and leaving your friends stranded

Man, did he just pull a Benjamin?

by panik-p July 28, 2019

Put a benjamin on it

Bet $100

Let’s bet who can make this shot.
Put a Benjamin on it.

by oofliqe February 12, 2021

To 'do a Benji'

To do a Benji: To go off on your own while playing squads in Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, leaving your team alone, getting three knockouts then dying, making your impact useless and then raging at your teammates for not helping you from across the map.

I thought we were going to go Rozhok, but Luke decided to 'do a Benji' and drop military island instead...

by TheRealEdd November 28, 2017