A “Monday”
A “Monday” by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024
Broke as a Monday night hooker
A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.
Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.
Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
Having A Monday
Experiencing one of those all too familiar Mondays full of headaches, bitchiness, and generally shitty luck with everything.
Having A Monday by crackfuzz January 10, 2012
1pm on a Monday
1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.
1pm on a Monday by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019
Max on a Monday
Drinking excessively all day with the express purpose of drowning out the misery that cloys to every working day.
I would rather make threatening gestures toward walrus genitals than get between booze and Dave when he goes Max on a Monday.
Max on a Monday by Tiggers The Power Dilf December 5, 2010
It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun
Easily the stupidest phrase ever used, popularized somewhat by an awkward YouTube video from which plagiarized variation(s) have come. Makes little to no sense, and, in normal conversation, comes across as a huge force
It's a Monday, Let's Have Some Fun by Miiiike Jones September 13, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.