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9gag
Person 1: 9gag is such a funny website!
Person 2: Have you told your girlfriend about you massive addiction to penis yet?
Person 2: Have you told your girlfriend about you massive addiction to penis yet?
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An irrelevant website that's filled with a bunch of kids who just discovered internet meme's and trolling.(aka the 9gag generation) They are responsible for NOTHING that happens on the internet. There has never been one single meme that originated from 9gag.
9gag
A website in which every user uploads stolen content, while still may pertain humor, is often taken from other websites such as reddit (see reddit), 4chan (see 4chan), Dorkly (see Dorkly), etc., slaps a 9gag watermark on, and calls it theirs. They lie about having the hacker group Anonymous hosted, or being the hearth of the internet. They are, in a sense, the lowest common denominator of the internet (see shit). You do NOT want to be them.
9gag
A website which is woefully juvenile and fundamentally useless as a political entity. It claims to be the home of Anonymous, but, is in fact a home for retards and teenagers. It has NO original memes and actually claims ownership of memes that have existed for years before 9gag.
Joe: Did you hear those 9gag kids claim that they're Anonymous?
David: And I know a retard who thinks he's Batman. What's your point?
God Tier: 4chan
Hero Tier: reddit
Meh Tier: Tumblr
Shit Tier: 9gag
David: And I know a retard who thinks he's Batman. What's your point?
God Tier: 4chan
Hero Tier: reddit
Meh Tier: Tumblr
Shit Tier: 9gag
9gag by JeebusTheRisen April 11, 2012
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.