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(N-á-i-n-g-a-g-d)
1.The act of getting your rod spanked because of excesive masturbation. Often seen on 14-17 year old lads.

This word's origin came from 9 (as in masturbating almost nine times a day), and gag (as in your dick getting suffocated).

2.Someone who just participated on a 9 persons, gay orgy. Don't confuse with 9gag.

3.Being sickly obsessed with 9Gag, to the point where that's they only page you visit when you're not showing off shitty COD trophies on videogames' forums or liking even more shittier memes on Facebook, usually from 9gag's fb page itself.
John: Dude, last night I stayed awake all night. I'm starting to suspect I might have become 9gagged.
Steve: W-what?
9gagged by Dark Flashlight January 20, 2018
Someone who browses 9GAG everyday but they have no social life and dream of have a GF. Is someone that is very unlucky in life. People generally avoid these people unless they are also a 9gagger.
zOMG ur a 9gagger as well?! Do you use night mode? If not then ur a fag!
9Gagger by Xen756 December 12, 2016
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People who use bananas as a ruler, potatoes as an ending, and 9gag to procrastinate.
John: "Dude, why are you using a banana?"

Dave: "Because, I'm a 9gagger, duh!"
9gagger by ABANanas October 22, 2014
A person who goes on 9gag to watch meme's posted by people that he doesn't know and complaining about being single
Lucas:Hey i am a 9gagger!
Rest of the world:We don't give a damn!
9gagger by Rikuso585 March 7, 2016
A 9gagger is someone who spends a major part of their free-time on the website "9gag" complaining about feminism and political correctness while also justifying being racist, misogynistic, homophobic and transphobic by saying "it's just a joke" or "triggered".
9gagger: We should nuke all Muslim countries, that will raise the average iq of humans.

Normal person: That is not an acceptable thing to say.

9gagger: #triggered lol am I rite!
9gagger by Kazeiru January 6, 2017
A person who exclusively deepthroats penises of 9-or-more inches in length. Gender and age varies, but most tend to be obese males between the ages of 12 and 40.
PERSON 1: Hey man, do you think I could get a date Todd?
PERSON 2: Doubt it. He's a 9gagger.
9gagger by ZERSTÖRER DER JUDEN December 13, 2012
Derived from 9gag, defined as "a horrible excuse for a website than sic mainly incorporates stolen materials and ideas from other legitimate websites. 9GAG is also a large source of child pornography."

A 9gagger is someone who creates and/or promotes and/or enjoys such websites. Colloquial usage refers to anyone who is slimy, dishonest, disgusting, or a pedophile.
This egregiously gross website might appeal to creeps, pedophiles and 9gaggers, but never to normal people.
9gagger by CA_Barbie February 5, 2012
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