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99.999999% 

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.
Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.
99.999999% by q359 July 24, 2023

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

Don't try solving it, just put it into google, it makes a nice heart!

idea from some other guy
thanks
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

999999999888888887777777666666555554444333221

When you've tried each combination of letters possible, so you decide to go through every number combination possible.

Usually when bored during work and or school
Guy 1 : instead of being productive, why not put in 999999999888888887777777666666555554444333221 into the google search bar?

Guy 2 : good idea, good idea.
You are that number for visitors on an Internet site.
999,999 by 116584 January 15, 2018

9999999999999999999999 

too manny 9s too mannnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy
your iq is (not) 9999999999999999999999

(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

On May 15, 2020, a user known as "giant salamanders eat paint" said, "Don't try solving it, just put it into google, it makes a nice heart!

idea from some other guy
thanks
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5" Now this guy forgot to credit the original user who made this. Me. And some dude from 2011 named "Nguyen Vu Long". SO CREDIT US!
(sqrt(cos(x))*cos(999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

Copy-paste it noobs.