999999-------- 

when your pc acts like a jerk by randomly typing 9s and --s

dayuuum not again this fucking piece of 999999--------

999999-------- by Martian_taliban October 4, 2023

99.999999% 

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.

Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.

99.999999% by q359 July 24, 2023

999,999 

You are that number for visitors on an Internet site.

Congratulations! You are the 999,999th visitor!

999,999 by 116584 January 15, 2018

99999 

99999 is the 99999th integer from zero (0). It is comprised of five sequencial nines (9) and is one unit quantity less than the number 100000, which is written as One Hundred Thousand in long-form English. Often confused with 99998, which is one less than 99999, and two less than 100000, and is the 99998th integer from 0.

99999 is a big number.

99999 by <CLS> April 5, 2005

You are grounded for 9999999 years 

A dumb term that AUTTPs use 99.99999% of the time and vyond fags use who are fatherless.

Vyond video: that's it! You are grounded for 9999999 years!
100% of the comment section: CRINGE

You are grounded for 9999999 years by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 3, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022