99.999999%

A completely unscientific, pulled-out-of-the ass statistic that people use that is not based on ANY actual statistical research, when they want to assure you that their very bullheaded, highly-opinionated conclusion is true ALMOST all of the time, but oh-so-humbly admit that there is an infinitesimal, but non-zero, chance of a case happening where they might be wrong. Sometimes people keep it simple and just say 99%, but feel free to add more nines after the decimal the more smug and self-assured you want to sound. A way of having it both ways, and saying "I believe that I am right all the time!" without TECHNICALLY saying that you think you're right ALL the time.

According to the Internet, an ASTOUNDING number of things are true 99.9999999999% of the time.

Dumbass: Sure, it's technically true that someone could be fat because of genetics or glandular issues, but 99.999999% of the time, it's because they're a lazy piece of shit who won't put down the cake.

by q359 July 24, 2023

does 9.99999999 = 10?

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does 9.99999999 = 10?

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 12, 2021

99999999

SomethIng that can be used in a robux and or v bucks scam link or video

Person in the video: this is how you get 99999999 robux
Little Timmy: oh boy time to get free robux
Little Timmy: *get scam and leaked his location*
Person in the video: open da noor

by Chad pvz2 fan November 13, 2023