fart

The Danish word for speed.

Fart kontrol - Speed limit in Danish

by 116584 January 15, 2018

Morton Feldman

Like, the easiest to play composer with all the easiest songs, except John Cage's 4'33". His music is so creepy but it is perfect for horror movies.

Devil: What should we play in hell?
Satan: Let's play some Morton Feldman. It scares the shit out of me.

by 116584 January 03, 2017

Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach

The only composers people know nowadays.

1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.

by 116584 January 01, 2017

bouvet island

A tiny island in the Atlantic Ocean that is just ice but Norway} claims it for some odd reason.

Guy 1: Know anything about Norway?
Guy 2: Yeah fam they got this crazy island named Bouvet Island bro.

by 116584 January 15, 2018

krispy kreme donut

A fat white girl.

Guy 1: You see that girl across the room?
Guy 2: Man she be a krispy kreme donut.

by 116584 January 15, 2018

999,999

You are that number for visitors on an Internet site.

Congratulations! You are the 999,999th visitor!

by 116584 January 15, 2018