9 desember 

Universal weidos day

9 desember you can be as weird as you want.
-why are you acting so weird today?
-because it's universal weirdos day.

9 desember by anonymous October 24, 2020

9 december 

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

9 december by Sister james December 5, 2020

9 December 2007 

she's a pretty and short, that's a fact periodt.

oh, so you're born on 9 December 2007, no wonder you're so short.

9 December 2007 by bbangnyu<333 July 9, 2022

9 december 

slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times

simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga

9 december by notmarcoiswear December 3, 2020

9 December 

December 9th, National Heartbreak day
On this day in 2022 alot of girls around the world were heartbroken as they had to say bye to their love, Neymar Junior after Brazil lost to Croatia in a penalty shootout in the Quater finals

Girl A: "Why are you crying"
Girl B: "Todays 9 December"

Girl A: * Also starts crying*

9 December by shreyan14257 December 9, 2022

9 December 

Give boyfriend bra day

Friend: Where you going?
Me: im going go give this to my boyfriend.

Friend: Why?
Me: its 9 december

9 December by Guywithadhd00 December 9, 2023

december 9 

december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

december 9 by clobamacare November 6, 2019