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Definitions by notmarcoiswear

9 december 

slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times
simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga
9 december by notmarcoiswear December 3, 2020

dream fans 

person 1: yo i watch dream and im super gay
person 2: me too! lets have the sex with our ding dongs because we are dream fans.
dream fans by notmarcoiswear November 30, 2020
sid from ice age
person 1: why are chloe´s eyes so weird?
person 2: her dad is sid from ice age
person 1: what are you doing in my house?
chloe by notmarcoiswear November 30, 2020

november 26 

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet
me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man
november 26 by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020

november 26 

slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet
me: hey whats up?
nigel: im gay and i love cock how are you doing?
me: im gonna slap you today because its november 26
nigel: oh noooo
november 26 by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020