notmarcoiswear's definitions

9 december

slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times

simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga

by notmarcoiswear December 3, 2020

dream fans

people that love sucking cock

person 1: yo i watch dream and im super gay
person 2: me too! lets have the sex with our ding dongs because we are dream fans.

by notmarcoiswear November 30, 2020

chloe

sid from ice age

person 1: why are chloe´s eyes so weird?
person 2: her dad is sid from ice age
person 1: what are you doing in my house?

by notmarcoiswear November 30, 2020

november 26

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man

by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020

november 26

slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hey whats up?
nigel: im gay and i love cock how are you doing?
me: im gonna slap you today because its november 26
nigel: oh noooo

by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020