8==D<--: 

the homosexual relations of a
black male and an Asian male

"hey negger and tootsie roll i need you guys to stop doing "8==D<--:"

8==D<--: by jon-uh-thin May 8, 2008

8==D > ({}) 

Scientific notation of a closeup of a penis entering a vagina, or porn.

In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets

8==D > ({}) by n00bh@xxor February 9, 2010

8==D 

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

8==D by MrPhoton July 27, 2018

8==D~{(.)} 

An emoticon for cumming inside of a vagina.
A penis spraying semen into a vagina.

8==D is the penis

~ is the semen

{(.)} is the vagina

Hey, babe. Let's do it tonight.

What do you mean?

8==D~{(.)} ;)

8==D~{(.)} by Charizard Sexiness November 13, 2013

8==D 

Clearly, a man with a big nose.
Someone looking up this definition obviously sees it as a penis.

Dude, did you see John and his huge nose the other day?
Yeah man, he looked like this! 8==D

8==D by [: March 30, 2008

8==D 

a communly used "word" that when typed on a computer screen looks like a penis. extra ='s can be added to elongate the member.

;) looks like a man winking
:) looks like a smiling face
8==D looks like a fat shlong

8==D by bone thug March 2, 2003

8==D ~o (o )( o) 

A truly amazing ascii depiction of a dick cumming 'tween a pair of teats. It can be viewed from left to right as a cock, some sperm, and tits. It is teh ultimates computer sex typings!!!1

Adolph: Yo bro, I totally came between Eva's tits last night!
Stalin: Did it look something like this? 8==D ~o (o )( o)
Adolph: Fuck yeah it did, cuz!

8==D ~o (o )( o) by JizzMasterQ June 20, 2009