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I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(
Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*
8=D by Meijer's! August 10, 2005
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What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.
Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.
8=D by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

8=D {()} 

the symbol version of a penis going into a vagina.
coolkid983: Dude me and Vanessa last night..8=D {()}

johnnyboy69: haha duuuude.
8=D {()} by groovy_mon_groovy May 21, 2009
An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls
Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Girl: WTF REALLY!!?
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D
8=D by TheWeedWalker69 January 7, 2016

Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D 

Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D has an abundance of lovers from across the UK. Most notably Robin Macrae who has fallen head over heels in love for Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D. Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D loves to be known as "Jason" as it makes his timbers shiver. One of his other aliases is wam-wom and he is a pro at fortnite ball royale (in particular prop hunt).
Robin Macrae: OMGGG ITS Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D!!!!! I LOVE HIM SMM.
Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D: HEY Robin Macrae LOVE YOUU XXX ❤️❤️😘
Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022
A very happy man with a pair of sunglasses on his head, and a VERY stylish beard covering his flimsy neck. He has a round tummy, and wittle feet. Because of his small feet though, he tripped on a landmind during the war and lost both of his arms. Yet he still finds the will to smile. He truely is a hero.88
Girl: I love you
Guy: I love you too
Girl: :)
Guy: 8=D~O:
Girl: Awww!!<3
8=D~O: by Left2Rest March 15, 2011
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