:*8=D 

The act of informing someone through the universal forum of text that you expect a fantastic sucking of the lower male extremeties

In a text message
BF: Hey
GF: What's up?
BF: Oh nothing much
GF: Well what do you want to do tonight?
BF: :*8=D
GF: :)) youre going to go insane

:*8=D by thatone guy June 19, 2012

8=D 

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

8=D by Meijer's! August 10, 2005

8=D 

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.

8=D by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

8=D {()} 

the symbol version of a penis going into a vagina.

coolkid983: Dude me and Vanessa last night..8=D {()}

johnnyboy69: haha duuuude.

8=D {()} by groovy_mon_groovy May 21, 2009

8=D 

An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls

Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Girl: WTF REALLY!!?
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

8=D by TheWeedWalker69 January 7, 2016

8=D 

A penis
other examples:
8==D
8===D
8====D

"i told him 8=D was a math problem and wrote it all over his book and he was fine with it. What a dumbass!"

8=D by trayvaughn deshauvenston May 13, 2005

8=D 

Pretty much the universal symbol for dick. But it can be ok through parents if you say it means smile.

1.Hey baby can't wait to see your 8=D -dick
2. Hey can't wait to see your 8=D -smile

8=D by Big Nutz79 March 2, 2016